Speed dating sucks

Posted by / 29-May-2017 01:05

Speed dating sucks

Even over at The New York Post’s Meet Market, which sets you up on a FREE DATE to somewhere fun like Brooklyn Boulders or a Nets game, the editor is constantly in search of men to fill out his weekly roster, while the women offer themselves up in happy abundance.One guy recently even refused to go on the date that already was set up, saying that none of the girls met his high-dating standards, like this was some sort of terrifying King’s Landing arranged marriage with the fate of lords and land on his head.Not to be a Dennis Downer, but it probably sucks to be a single lady in New York City, especially of the attractive, driven, smart type, which, last I checked, is like 85 percent of yous.You outnumber dudes, so you are forced to hit on whatever human mackerel you find swimming around at Lucky Dog or whathaveyou.They’re full of girls who are way out of your league but who will give you the chance, if you ever let them.Two weeks ago, my friend, let’s call her Christine, and I decided to do something we had never done before: Speed dating.

Though I had contemplated and completely vetoed the concept a for many years, hence the bit about me not really dating, I soon typed the words: “Hey, want to try something completely crazy and sign up for speed dating? Within 20-minutes, I found four different organizations that offer speed dating in Toronto.

On the back of this sheet, we were encouraged to write notes on the people we were “dating,” like their names, their features and even any annoying habits we might have noticed right off the bat…

Christine and I were two of 25 women who would be mingling with 25 men.

In short, girls are Anne Hathaway trying to play along and save the Oscars from sinking into the mire, and guys are James Franco, smug, awkward and weird, mucking up what should be a harmless, very fun time.

So dudes: go to these goddamn dating events every now and then. They’re not lame, they’re not full of agoraphobic internet trolls or My Little Pony cosplayers.

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One woman and one man would sit at a table for three minute “dates,” before moving to the next one.

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