Dating dog lovers
We’ll sing nonsensical lyrics to songs that we’ve created specifically for our pooches, and we’ll dance around them saying things that we'd never dare say in public.
But that’s par for the course with us dog owners, and if you have a problem with it – and I know I can’t speak for everyone, but – you’re better off joining the nonsense than you are shunning it.
If it’s any consolation, we’re quite proficient at (and generous with) head scratches.We’ve purchased a puppy that we will love and care for its entire life, if that doesn’t tell you we’re ready for commitment, I’m not sure what can.If you can stay with a dog lover in their wildest moments, you’re a keeper.They may say dogs are man's best friend, but the truth of the matter is, gender doesn’t register to a pet; nor does your appearance, your past, or that passive aggressive status you just posted on Facebook suggesting your best friend slept with your partner.The best thing about being a dog lover is that the canine companion in your life will love you unconditionally, no matter what.
You’ve tried Tinder, Match, Ok Cupid and maybe even e Harmony.